First of all, I have to say that my feelings were hurt, and I was a little upset, that my Queen would shun me and my entire gender from participating in her purse meme. Why would she exclude men? Especially since I actually own a purse?! I have an AmeriBag. The cute, I mean handsome teardrop shape is decidedly unisex, at least I think sssow.
Here are the rules. Find a safe quiet place free of significant others, nosey meme makers, priests, nuns, all things religious and men in general. (If you’re a guy just reverse this process to female and tell us about your wallet, tool box, briefcase or metro sexual accessory.)
1.. Dump the contents of your purse in a pile
2. Take a photo of your purse and the contents
3. Be brave and ‘splain to your fellow bloggers what lurks inside the purse.
There is a method to my madness.
I dare you to find a story in the pile.
4. Tag others who might want to embarrass themselves
(end of rules)
So now you’ll never see the content of my purse. But I will empty my wallet and my pockets for your viewing pleasure. Or whatever.
1. Describe the contents of your purse (wallet).
Three $5 bills, a number of business cards (including one of my favorite bike shops), credit cards, my Beaners card (I am a frequent flyer), my Speedway Speedy Rewards card (which I have never cashed out so I probably can get a hundred candy bars if I ever need them), my driver’s license and insurance cards, my AARP card, pens, reading glasses (cool CliC’s that break in the middle), iPhone (on my belt), bank receipts, paper clip, keys, and the wallet itself.
2. What’s the most important thing in your purse (wallet)?
The most important thing is probably my iPhone. It has my whole life in it, from contacts, to schedules, my Epocrates database which I use multiple times a day, it’s my iPod, it has my pix, and all sorts of cool useful widgets, and time wasters like YouTube. Though maybe my insurance cards are more important. Or maybe the potential 100 candy bars. This is a tough question.
3. What’s the most embarrassing thing in your purse (wallet)?
The most embarrassing item is probably my AARP card. I even hate to say it in normal font size. You don’t have to be retired to have one, you just have to be freakin’ old! : (
4. What’s the smallest thing in your purse (wallet)?
The smallest thing would be the paper clip, or perhaps my short term memory as I can’t remember why the paper clip was in my pocket.
5. Is there anything illegal in your purse (wallet)?
There is nothing illegal here. Why do I feel a little embarrassed to say that? Would I be cooler if I had something illegal? I don’t think so. Let’s face it, my rock star days are over. I’m pretty clean now.
Well, there it is. I feel a little naked now, exposed! Are you happy now, my Queen!?!