The Queen’s Meme #7 ~ Message In A Bottle

I’m playing again in Queen Mimi’s meme thing.  Check her out  at Mimi Queen of Memes.

There are now 285 bottles floating in the bloggy ocean just waiting to be mysteriously delivered to a tropical island near you. It’s time you added yours!

Here are the rules:

You are about to send a virtual Message In a Bottle across the Blog Ocean.Leave a message in the sand or on the bottle. Write anything you wish. Be a pirate or a poet. Serious or silly. Rant or ruminate.  Anonymous or not. What message would you like to send out to the universe?

1. Compose a message to place in your virtual bottle below. It can even be ANONYMOUS message. I will not reveal your identity.

2. Right click and Save the graphic below.

3. Use a graphics program of your choice to place the message on the picture.

4. Post the meme and these rules on your blog.

5. Tag a minimum of five people – or your entire blogroll – to do the same. Notify them of the tag.

If anyone finds this, my message is:
And, since I only have about 5 readers… consider yourselves tagged!  Sorry.  If I didn’t add that line I would end up in the Queen’s dungeon.  There are bad people in there.  And a pretty boy like myself would not be safe, if you know what I mean!
; )

The Queen’s Meme #6 ~ Suzy Sunshine Did Not Show Up Today


I’m playing one of Mimi’s memes today. Great subject!  She’s not only the Queen of Memes, she’s the Great Dame of Lame Dates! LOL  Check out her dating profiles blog for a few laughs. Guys, be warned, don your flak jackets, helmets, and any other protective gear you might find!

From the Queen Herself:

Welcome back to the Queens Tuesday Meme.

Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go
HERE for hundreds of funny examples.
You know you wanna play!

In honor of my 500th “Bachelor of The Day” to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I’ve been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write ’em. I spoof ’em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today’s meme was born.

Okay, Mimi. So here are my answers, written as a real woman should reply, from a man’s perspective, being the man’s man that I am am!

1. Birdbrain looking for a mate

I’m short and tweet! Looking for a Birdbrain to lay on my egg!

2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?

Here we are! Me, myself and I! Call us!

3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine

A hard man is good to find!

4. Does God Know You’ve Escaped From Heaven?

Actually, I was let go. So, let’s go!

5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional

Jackpot! I’ve dated soo many functional men, and they are NO FUN! Call me!

6. Does this profile make me look fat?

ooh, no! I love a man who looks like he could out-eat me and out-drink me!

7. I’m a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity

I love it when guys pretend they can’t spell. You are soo funny!

Thanks, Mimi! That was fun! I was able to tap into the girly side of me!

; )

The Blog Outside The Box Meme

Once upon a time in a faraway Bloggiverse there lived a maiden named Queen Mimi Pencil Skirt. She slayed her own dragons, stoked her own fire and well…..wrote memes by the light of the Bloggingham moon. One day a kind blogger from England noticed her meme lovin’ ways and royally crowned her Mimi Queen of Memes. As time passed in the peaceful kingdom of Bloggingham, her Royal Highness found comfort in the company of fellow bloggers who also loved memes. But the Queen had a wicked disposition too. It is widely reported in historical Blogosphere archives that any and all bloggers found guilty of not completing their memes were promptly thrown into the dreaded Bloggingham dungeon.

If I were you, I’d do the meme.

The Blog Outside The Box Meme
This meme is all about using your imagination. Free your inner blogginess. Step outside the proverbial blox (that’s blog + box for all you non-blog speakers). Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here’s the situation for today. We won’t tell a soul. And remember:
Don’t end up in the dungeon.

1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? (‘Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)

I didn’t do it, I tell ya! She asked me to hold them for her, so I did! I didn’t know she was talking about something else! And anyway, I couldn’t see very well. The sun was in my eyes. Yeah, that’s it, the sun was in my eyes. So I held them for her, like she asked me to, and then she screamed, and dropped her rice kits all over the floor. That’s how it happened, Your Honor.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?

The Best Parties: fostering the incidence of decadence. (I figured out that sex, drugs and rock-and-roll sell a lot better than my blog does.)

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?

Michael, WTF does “shamon” mean?!?

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?

No hair where there should be, and hair where there shouldn’t be. Scary. Just ask Princess Gail!

5. You’re blogging along minding your own blusiness (that’s blog + oh…you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.

Like I told my mother, I don’t know WTF Google is talkin’ about!

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?

First Commandment: Don’t make me God of the Universe again! It didn’t work out very well the last times we tried that, remember!?

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?

Shhh. I know what “shamon” means. Want me to show you?

; )