Category: Humor

The Queen’s Meme #61 ~ The Silly Serious Thanksgiving Meme

The Queen’s Meme #61 ~ The Silly Serious Thanksgiving Meme

Time to play another of Queen Mimi’s memes. Thanksgiving was yesterday, but my stomach still feels full so I guess it’s not too late to play!

1. If you knew this would be the last Thanksgiving holiday with your family, what would you do differently.  I would thank them for their love and affection, then I would eat like there’s no next year!

2. What is your favorite Thanksgiving dinner dish? Princess Gail is quite a dish at all the holidays! She’s my favorite!

3. Why did John Smith fall in love with Pocahontas? Was it her beauty or her bravery? Like all great romances, I think it was her hair and her butt. 😉

4. Fill in the blank: Over the river and through the woods to Queen Mimi‘s blog we go.

5. What is a cornucopia?
A. A foot ailment  B. Freud’s hidden coping strategy  C. a Enuch with a very large vocabulary D. third cousin of Onomatopoeia. Well it’s not the Eunuch. They only say “ouch,” in a high pitched voice.

6. Find a word that rhymes with Thanksgiving. Spanksgiving.

7.  Do you have any holiday traditions you’d like to share with us? Being traditionalists, Princess Gail and I celebrate the traditional John Smith & Pocahontas Spanksgiving ritual. 😉

Happy Belated Thanksgiving!!

The Trail Not Taken

This post was inspired by my friend Dawn, who artfully matches her beautiful photos with her touching poetry. I thought I’d give it a try.

The Trail Not Taken

Two trails diverged in a yellow wood,

and being unable to take them both

and have one butt, long I stood

considering my rear for as long as I could

until I felt bad for its overgrowth.

…

Two trails diverged in a yellow wood.

And me, I chose the one cut wider-ly.

My butt made all the difference.

🙂

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Apologies:

Dear Mr. Frost,

Sorry about that. But don’t spaz out. I’m pretty sure your poem was better. Please, do not turn over in your grave! Thank you very much.

Ferd