Bail Out – The Doctor Community Speaks Out!

japanese-doctors A group of doctors got together to respond to Washington’s bail-out plans:

 The allergists voted to scratch it, and the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted; the pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while the pediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the radiologists could see right through it, and the surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the plastic surgeons said, “This puts a whole new face on the matter.”

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the urologists felt the scheme wouldn’t hold water.

The anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, the proctologists left the decision up to the assholes in Washington.

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4 thoughts on “Bail Out – The Doctor Community Speaks Out!”

  1. Funny! I have to say I was waiting for the proctologist one. I was on the edge of my "seat."

    Have a wonderful day, Cookie Monster!

  2. Kathy~

    So you were waiting for the "proctologist" line on the edge of your "seat." That puts you at about a 5th grade maturity level, you know. My kind of girl! ; )


    (That's how your name comes up on the BlogCatalog widget!)

    I hope your daughter enjoys it! And your husband is in Washington, right? He knows all about this first hand!

    BTW, glad I just finished the last of my Christmas pistachios. I would have hated to throw the rest of them away! And, my bowel function is okay in case you were wondering. TMI? LOL


    You should know Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi

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