I’m playing one of Mimi’s memes today. Great subject! She’s not only the Queen of Memes, she’s the Great Dame of Lame Dates! LOL Check out her dating profiles blog for a few laughs. Guys, be warned, don your flak jackets, helmets, and any other protective gear you might find!
From the Queen Herself:
Are you up for the challenge? Take a look at these seven dating profile headlines from real dating sites. Imagine you are trying to find a date and these gems have just landed in your inbox. How would you respond to them? Write a comeback response to each one. Be sarcastic, be funny, be brave! Spelling errors not my own. Names and locations have been changed to protect the terminally single. If you need inspiration, go HERE for hundreds of funny examples.
You know you wanna play!
In honor of my 500th “Bachelor of The Day” to post this week on my site called Dating Profile Of The Day we bring you The Dating Meme. For three years I’ve been rummaging through online dating profiles to find the zaniest and most ridiculous profile headlines out there. They write ’em. I spoof ’em. Do you know that some folks are grammatically insane?? And some are just insane.
Ergo, today’s meme was born.
Okay, Mimi. So here are my answers, written as a real woman should reply, from a man’s perspective, being the man’s man that I am am!
1. Birdbrain looking for a mate
I’m short and tweet! Looking for a Birdbrain to lay on my egg! 2. Where Are All The Bad Girls?
Here we are! Me, myself and I! Call us!
3. A Good Woman Is Hard To Fine
A hard man is good to find!
4. Does God Know You’ve Escaped From Heaven?
Actually, I was let go. So, let’s go!
5. I Put the Fun in DysFUNctional
Jackpot! I’ve dated soo many functional men, and they are NO FUN! Call me!
6. Does this profile make me look fat?
ooh, no! I love a man who looks like he could out-eat me and out-drink me!
7. I’m a no nonsince person with little tolorrance for stupitity
I love it when guys pretend they can’t spell. You are soo funny!
Thanks, Mimi! That was fun! I was able to tap into the girly side of me!